Edward Richtofen
a character of the call of duty waw game and black ops, he is a skitzophrenic n-z- scientist that -ssisted in the creation of the n-z- zombies, he also made the wunderwaffe dg-2.
this man is in touch with the illuminati and hates tank dempsey (american marine), his favorite weapon is the mp40 and he views the n-z- zombies as his children. some of the funniest quotes are said by him, and he usually wishes to bathe naked in the blood of his children/minions (he has no control over them)
tank dempsey: uh kinda surrounded here…
edward richtofen: dempseys surrounded… joy!
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edward richtofen: i wish to bathe naked… in your blood!
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