edward


a name, not relating to the book “twilight”. most edwards are ashamed to be -ssociated with such an embarr-ssment of a book. every time a girl meets an edward, some instinct in their deranged little fan-girl heads causes them to blurt out “omg edward lyke edward cullen omgomgomgomg<3333333333 are you a vampire?!" f-ck twilight. f-ck edward cullen. way to ruin a name, stephanie meyers. a male english given name meaning "blessed guard". contracted forms include: ed, edd, eddie, eddy, ned, neddie, neddy, ted, teddy and teddie. notably the given name of the character edward cullen in stephenie meyer's twilight series of books. hey, have you met edward yet? omg! you mean edward from twilight? he's here?! ...no, ed from our new biology cl-ss. edward is an english name that means "wealth protector". edward is a kind, gentle, selfless, loving person. he is very p-ssionate, an amazing lover, a steadfast companion, with a remarkable sense of humor. edward is very loyal, down to earth, protective, and loves with all of his heart. he is the love of my life.......... edward, ed, eddie, teddie you haven't been loved, until you've been loved by edward!! can mean: wonderful, funny, witty, loving, sweet, kind, caring, crazy, ambitious, creative, moody, forgiving, warm-hearted, sweet, whimsical, and charming. not to be linked to edward cullen, the vampire. "see that boy, he can be an edward sometimes!" "awwww!" someone (usually a guy) that is so utterly fantastic and so close to perfection, inside and out, that he can be compared to no one else besides the fabulous edward cullen from twilight. look at that boy, he's so edward! get a look at those cheekbones, and those eyes! a character for the m-ss mess twilight. a 108 year old virgin, supposedly a vampire, who sparkles in the sunlight, loves a bland character due to their smell and has no personality. he is most noted for his stalking of said female. edward: say it. out loud. bella: vampire. and the fans go nuts +fail+ edward is one of the coolest guy's you will ever meet. he is nice, kind, caring, sweet, loving, and cute. if you ever meet him be prepared though because he is a dorkish nerd and acts a bit wierd at times but only because he is so sure of his s-xuallity he dosnt need care if people think he is gay, but its ok because he is good enough to get any girl, but is often to shy to ask them out. person 1: hey have you met edward? person 2: no i havnt he seems like a f-g... p1: well he is not he just act's a bit wierd... rich: hey edward did you know that she likes you? edward: yeah im just to shy to ask her out... rich: go for it bro! ←

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