Edwardian Section


to chew through the vampirically hardened placenta of the human-vampire baby in order to remove it from the dying mother, as described in the fourth book of the all-pervasive twilight novels.

like a c-section, only with more vampires.
edwardian sections (or e-sections) are not approved of by the medical community. only by sappy fangirls.

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