Eenlish


the western, eastern, and obscure diallects and variations of eenlish. the language of the tun by the tun where g’s are either added or removed depending on the variation.

western eenlish is the addition of g’s to words after the letting n, as long as its not in the begining of the word.

eastern eenlish is the removal of g’s from words after n’s.

obscure eenlish words are all of the words that the tun has mispr-nounced from the traditional english language.
western eenlish words:

funny -> fungy
money -> mongy

eastern eenlish words:

amazing -> amazeen
hang -> hane
w-ng -> wane

obscure eenlish words:

name -> nane
bias -> biats
d-ck suck -> duck sick
except -> extept
judas priest -> dujas priest
sushi -> susi
swimmers -> swimpers

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