eeny-weenis-japenis


a man with a small p-ck-r, like those of the white-hooker-hungry-over-40-year-old j-panese-business-men who frequent geisha houses, because no real woman would want such a loser with nothing going on downstairs.
1. the dude can never hang on to a chick cuz of his eeny-weenis-j-p-n-s.

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