eff that
a way of saying “f-ck that” without using the actual “f word.” used by many “edgy” teens, attempting to appear hipster and rebellious.
person a: we have 5 hours of hw
person b: eff that
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- Paula Deening
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- pause that
used to signify that someone has said something h-m-s-xual in nature, usually to make them aware of their sub-conscience gayness. some people feel the need to pause themselves if no one has paused them after about 5 seconds. see pause after watching the movie “shaft”, lallier says, “man, i love shaft.” erickson and haight reply […]
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- dogpanion
a companion, mate, or partner who is a k-9 (aka dog) a human’s dog counterpart or sidekick. my friend told me the other day that she doesn’t need to look for love in men anymore because her dogpanion provides all of the love she could ever possibly need. see dogsession for more information.