effedyourcouch
the act in which the male puts his w-ng in between the crack of the cushion and frame of the couch or bed.
basically having s-x with your couch.
jim was bored and alone sat-rday night so he took his w-ng and effedyourcouch til he -j-c-l-t-d into a towel.
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