Effingham, IL


the crossroads of opportunity. known as a regional powerhouse for industry and entertainment. known as the las vegas of the midwest.

also, the birthplace of star of stage and screen brian m. semple (littlefoot). this t-tan was known for his work in such cl-ssics as, “e-ham bukkake sl-ts 7, 8, 14” “hard-on sleeve” and “citizen kane”
man, i wish i lived in effingham, il so i would never be bored.

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