Egan Junior High
ardis g. egan junior high school is a some rich–ss middle school for seventh and eighth graders in los altos, california, a rich–ss little town. it is part of the los altos school district. most of egan’s five hundred students live in los altos and los altos hills, and are pretty much all asian and white, with a couple blacks and mexicans. egan is named for ardis g. egan, some dude who apparently founded the los altos school district. egan’s staff consists of a socially awkward 7th grade history teacher, a h-m-s-xual 7th grade science teacher, a kick-ss 7th grade math teacher who was in the army, an awkward 8th grade history teacher code named lord haggin who is often confused with the other egan students as she looks like a 14 year old, an environmentally smug 8th grade science teacher, an 8th grade science teacher who is a flat out flaming douchebag, an 8th grade algebra teacher who will go apesh-t over the smallest things, and a lesbian 7th grade pe teacher. this junior high is as diverse as it gets.
yeah i’m h-lla cool, i went to egan junior high! and i’m a californian kid so i say h-lla!!
basically the whole school’s rich white/asian kids and their only hope of fun is getting the h-ll outa town,getting high, or feeding off gossip of guys flooding hotel rooms, girls giving guys bl-wj-bs and who’s going out with who that week. bunch of hot girls. bunch of self-absorbed jocks. h-lla nerds and freaks. 90% kids that think they’re cooler than they really are and wouldn’t survive 10 minutes in a real school. but hey, we’ve got good lunches and test scores. don’t worry bout funding, our parents are minted.
“dude where you go to school again?”
“egan junior high”
“bahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahah”
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