eGay
a humorous alternative name for ebay. to be used when someone keeps going on about ebay all the bl–dy time!
son: i was thinking of putting my car on ebay? what do you think?
dad: f-ck me! you’re always on about f-cking egay!
a shopping website that sells entirely nothing but h-m-s-xual blow up dolls, p-rnography videos, and things from john mayer.
“wow. where’d you get john mayer’s latest alb-m! i got my copy from egay at a very low price!”
h-m-s-xual tendencies developed from being on internet forums too long. when used in real life, like pwned or lol, people tend to hate the person saying it.
example 1: proper internet e-gay.
haxx0r-tim: s-xnow
l33t_steve: lolk
haxx0r-tim: -s-xes
example 2: improper real-life e-gay.
tim: hey steve, let’s have s-x.
steve: what?
tim: lol, jk. i powned you.
steve: …
someone who is only gay online. pretends to be gay in forums to gain popularity.
example: joe has a girlfriend in real life and a boyfriend online. he is so egay.
its a play off of words, like ebay
—its basically a guy usually 12-16 who types on aim or msnlike a girl. they add all the misspelled “cute” words and all the lol’s and the tehess! and all the stupid typing that adds extras ” i lyke sooo luv ya! <33 ooh soo glamx3's" and stuff like that.----- sort of like a metros-xual, in the verbal sense. ---- an egay's convo with a norm. person--- normal- hey egay- wuts up sweetiie! <3 normal- not much i guess egay- tehe that is like soo fab normal- sure egay- omg!!!!!!! guess wut happened!!!! 😮 normal- what? egay- lyke, we're getting an a&f iin att teh mall!!!! woot! normal- umm okay. egay- its ooh sooo fab! tehe g2g luv yaa babee <3 derogatory term for person who continuously praise the glory of ebay. macgyver: i need a roll of duct tape. pete: let's just go on ebay and check their deals! macgyver: man, you're so egay!
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