EGF – Electronic Glow Face


the deathly blue glow cast on a persons face by an electronic device in low light conditions resulting in a zombie like appearence and overwhelming fixation on said device.
hey dude, why don’t you put down your f’n phone and join the world of the living, your egf – electronic glow face is p-ssing me off, freak!

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