egg-asser
n. one who cornholes himself with an egg yolk for free mexican food.
v. egg–ssed; to have the yolk in your -sshole.
matt’s social status improved to egg–sser after setting chicken embryo into his stink pipe.
how long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg–ssed?
adv. egg–ssingly; performing a feat whilst egg–ssed.
corey egg–ssingly farted onto spencer’s chin, leaving fragments of yolk and fodder behind.
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