egg donor
a woman who becomes a mother in a physical manner by giving brth, but is a lousy parent who should never have had children in the first place as she is too incompetent to raise them properly. her only accomplishment was serving as an incubator for nine months.
i don’t have a mother. i have an egg donor that had s-x with a sperm donor (aka “father) to produce offspring that would have been better off not being born at all because she has no mothering skills.
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