Egg Fairy
a person or group of people that leave single eggs on people’s doorsteps in the middle of the night. usually a majority of teenagers in an area will receive eggs around the same time. the eggs have random, humorous messages on them. rumor has it that the egg fairy/fairies wear bunny ears and hop around the recipients’ yards, but their ident-ties remain a mystery to most.
rob: ew, i just stepped on something slimy and crunchy on your doorstep!
jon: looks i had a visit from the egg fairy last night.
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sue: hey, the egg fairy left you something outside!
jane: (reading the egg) “can’t read my poker face, love the egg fairy”
sue: well how about that…
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