Egg Press
when a man gets up quickly, not realizing that one of his t-st-cl-s has slipped outside of his underwear. the t-st-cl- gets a slight squeeze when he moves, causing a flash of pain.
john jumps up from the couch, then groans and grabs at his groin. his friends look at him curiously, asking “what’s wrong with you?” john says “oh f-ck, that was a nasty egg press”, & limps from the room.
when a squirrels t-st-cl-s swell to the size of a baseball and he sits on them like and ottoman…his name automatically becomes such.
holy sh-t, did you see eggpress on the fence post? wow yea, his nuts are out of control…could it be elephant-tis? son of a b-tch, did you see eggpress’ sack? its the size of a godd-mn watermelon! what the sh-t? does he have ball-irritation from them bouncing off of each fence post as he runs? and how? don’t mess with eggpress, he is mad today because his bag is inflamed!
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