egg sandwich
noun: a fart that smells like rotten eggs generally caused by eating too many eggs 6 to 12 hours prior to expulsion. the gas is then cupped in the perpetrator’s hand and offered to a friend by putting it under their nose directly in front of their face.
knowing i had several hard boiled eggs at the barbeque this afternoon i was confident that i could deliver a potent egg sandwich to jimmy while he was concentrating on beating tom in fifa ’03.
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