egg shell


an old car that once was upscale, but long since prime. usually a smaller, ~20+ year old car, starting to rust; p-ssed off as a car that could still compete with todays newer cars.

at some point we all had them:
getting rusty at the edges, engine noise get louder every year, dents and dings, faded paint, about to graduate to hooptie status ect.,

used car lots sell these to lower income people, mexicans, and dest-tute n-gg-s at high finance charges.
she needs to get rid of that egg sh-ll and get a real new car.
(v) eggsh-lling is when one or more parties engage in s-xual intercourse with a woman, eventually -j-c-l-t-ng onto the top of her head, then waiting for a period of time for it to harden (normally takes 4-5 healthy men about 3 hours to accomplish) after the time it takes to harden, the men take turns donkeypunching the eggsh-llee in the back of the head to crack the headwarmer they created.

(also commonly known as the c-m-helmet, skeet-hat, and dapper dan’s skull cap of fun)
jamie eggsh-lled me last night and now my hair is filled with sperm and i have really bad bruises on the back of my head.

i dare you to eggsh-ll that chickenhead, make her smazz or you haven’t done it right, ya hear?
when a girl has no p-b-s. usually, aimed at underaged chicks.
the chick i was f-ckin last night had an eggsh-ll finish

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