Egg Shirt


an extremely ugly but supportive bra with firmly-shaped round cups, most often worn by women after weaning to restore firmness to her now cracked and squishy “eggs.”
lady: (pointing to two deflated, sagging excuses that used to be b–bs)” i am looking for a push up bra to prop these saggies up.”

bra store clerk: push up bras can’t even touch that. you need an egg shirt for those things ma’am.

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