Egg Tank


the most kick-ss white chevy cavalier adorned with a giant dent on the side; and green fuzzy flaming dice.
it has the ability to tank through snow, mud, dirt, ice, zombehs and your mother. it tanks it’s way through everything and holds a troop of six with five seats; that’s how kick-ss that car is. the driver is awesome, but the eggtank prevails over him.
this is eggtank!
dude 1: did you see the egg tank?! that thing is kick-ss.
dude 2: holy sh-t! you’re right!
dude 3: lolz

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