Egg-Venture


egg-venture a stupid arcade shoot em up made by boring vegan pirates who were probably force fed dirt at school on a daily basis. the game is unique in the fact that it doesn’t try to hide the creators disdain for eating/breaking eggs which are blatant eggceptional piece’s of sh-t with faces. the word egg is added into a variety of words throughout the game in a worse than lame attempt to humourise something about as entertaining as the bubonic plague
warden: prisoner 1469 it is now your turn to play egg-venture in the games room

-prisoner takes one look at the stupid egg man-

prisoner 1469: i think, i’ll have a shower instead

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