Egg White Omelette


when a man -j-c-l-t-s into his partner’s ear after oral, -n-l, or v-g-n-l intercourse and proceeds to fold her ear over the splooge. when preformed properly, it resembles a runny egg white omelette.
stu: i’m close, can i c-m inside you?
maegan: no i don’t want to get pregnant
stu: fancy an egg white omelette?

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