egg white surprise
the s-m-n that is -j-c-l-t-d out of the body through the p-n-s.
when someone is giving you a bj and you don’t tell them when you’re about to c-m
you can ask someone if they want an egg white surprise and then whip out your p-n-s
hey you want an egg white surprise ?
sure
ok close your eyes and say ”ahh”
theres your egg white surprise
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