Eggemy
eggemy is the unholy amalgamation of emily, and the word egg. though this sounds like an insult, trust me, it’s a term of endearment. she will listen to ambient techno, look at lolcats (and proceed to lol) and make gigantopithicakes on a daily basis.
who’s chair is that? i didn’t put that chair there.
that’s eggemy’s chair, dude. she’ll knock your teeth down your throat if you touch it.
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