Eggers

1) an antagonist. one whom often steals golf carts, golf clubs, and random cans of soda.

2) a member of the suck-pod pod-6.

3) a firm beliver that there is no pro-shop in sealab. even though there is a shop named “tee-lab” which has recently moved locations to pod-6.

4) a man named evans, who is curently on report.

5) a scapegoat.
1) d-mn you eggers!

2) pod-6 is one big party eh? what’s your name…

3) ha! no pro-shop eh! who knew eggers… murphy knew! ha! pod-6. total suck pod

4) …”evans sir.”
“eggers! do you wana be on report. cause i swear i’ll put you on report. just say another word. do you wana be on report!?”
“no sir”
“that’s it your on report! now what’s you name again!?”
“uhhhhhh eggers.”

5) “sir i’m going to report you to the telephone comisinor what’s your name?”
“uhhhh… eggers!” (slams phone) “how do you like dem apples ho-bag! and how do you like dem very same apples eggers!”
a stinky -ss fart that smells like rotten eggs that causes most in a close radial proximity to feel the need to vacate the premise.
d-mnit… bill just laid one of those stinky -ss eggers and now my eyes are watering.