Egging


inserting ones t-st-cl-s into the -n-l sphincter during s-xual activity or can be used as an attack against rapists, and politicians.
i was egging his dad the other day.
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egging is fun prank that the youth of today enjoy alot. it is the art of throwing eggs, usally at cars, houses and sometimes people. its really annoying, stinks and is a b-tch to clean off. but its fun to do, to watch people shout at you and looks great when the egg explodes all of a surface, even better if its a person! when you throw loads of eggs at one thing it is called slaugtering. it is usally done on halloween.
“lets go egging tonight”

“we just slaughtered that guys car!”
the act of throwing eggs. targets can be either random or predetermined, and can include houses, cars, people or general city property.
inflicts damage on houses, and is annoyingly hard to clean off cars and clothes, at times impossible.
an enjoyable experience.
“hey i’ve got my mum’s car today, want to go egging?”
“eh. may as well.”
egging is a slang term for a s-xual activity involving the penetration of a womans v-g-n- or the -n-s with the aid of an egg. the egg is then allowed to hatch inside the person, so they may feel the pleasure of a young animal hatching inside of them.

this act was banned in ’66 on the basis that it broke several animal rights laws and often resulted in internal lacerations to the partic-p-nts.
will: you up for a bit of egging tonight ang?
ang: ooh yes, i just love that hatching feeling.
directly translated from, “estoy hueveando,” this phrase is used to describe an evolved state of hanging out and chilling.
dude 1 – hey, you egging?
dude 2 – i’m so egging.
another word for masturbating, used in both male and female context. used in a joke manor. called ‘egging’ because of the colour and texture of the -j-c-l-t-.
man 1 – dude, stop egging over that girl
throwing eggs at people car and houses it is best to do it on a friday night when people are going out so you ruin their outfits and hair and u have to do it either on halloween or when you are cruising
me and ma possy went egging last night
when a girl curls up into an egg shape then planting her face onto ground while a male with p-n-s or female with strap on then either screws the girl in the vegina (thanks to the angle) or -n-ly, like doggie style.

“the egg position”
kelly: “hey jess, wanna start egging?”

jess: “sure thing kelly! kitchen or the living room?”

kelly: “either rooms good” (wink)

kelly: “we can always do the next room tomorrow”

jess: “who’s cleaning up the mess though?”

kelly: “ummmm……..tash will, since, after all, shes our slave”

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