Egglaying Rubber Chicken
a 17/18cm rubber chicken that can be bought in many places that when you squease will look like its laying a see through rubber liquid filled egg with yolk
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if you take out the rubber egg put some lube in the chicken then put it on the end of your d-ck squeese all the air out of it then you can choke the chicken if you will with it like a flesh light
dude i jacked off with one of those egglaying rubber chickens with the egg taken out last night then i came in it it felt soo awesome
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