eggnog milkshake
a holiday s-x act where the male -j-c-l-t-s on a female and goes to take a picture, but when he returns with a camera she has cleaned it off. still wanting a picture, the male then pours eggnog over her face and br–sts in an eggnog bukkake.
she cleaned up before i took the pic so i gave her an eggnog milkshake.
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