Eggplant Balls
a condition of advanced blue b-lls where the scr-t-m turns a dark eggplant color. may or may not be early onset testicular torsion.
“i’ve had this b-n-r for six hours. what shade of blue do my b-lls look like to you?”
“dude, you have eggplant b-lls.”
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