Eggplanting


the act of getting a b-n-r
friend one: “d-mn, look at all this fine booty, dude i’m totally eggplanting”
friend two: “same, dude, same”
2 more definitions
when a guy is planting his sperm into a girl either willingly or unwillingly.
guy: im ’bout to start eggplanting all inside of you!
girl: go ahead i want you to!
bds&m term regarding the insertion of a finger or other object up a man’s pee hole and jerks him off until he -rg-sms “internally.”
thank you for eggplanting me with such amazing precision and skill, mistress jenna!

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