eggs
white on the outside, yellow on the inside. a whiter person who wants to be asian.
guy 1: “hey steve, what’re you up to?”
guy 2: “nothing much, jason. just listening to my new jpop import cds, making myself a light snack of rice and sashimi, reorganizing my h-llo kitty collection, stealing my neighbor’s satellite feed to get tvj-pan, looking through a few honda and nissan auto brochures, and talking with my girlfriend who’s visiting her parents over in hong kong. same ol’, same ol.”
guy 1: “eh… that’s kind of stupid.”
guy 2: “nani?! baka yarou ja nai desu ne!!”
guy 1: “…what?”
guy 2: “omoide aish-teiru genki desu ne!!”
guy 1: “speak english, you pasty white cracker. do you even know what the f-ck you’re saying?”
guy 2: “sorry, sorry… i sometimes slip back into speaking j-panese when i’m angry.”
guy 1: “you don’t even f-cking speak j-panese!”
guy 2: “what? of course i do! it’s a part of my heritage.”
guy 1: “your heritage? you’re a f-cking redheaded white guy who’s lived in f-cking nebraska his entire life! stop being such a f-cking egg and accept the fact that you aren’t asian, let alone j-panese.”
guy 1: “itadakimasu, you gaijin baka-chan.”
guy 2: “say that stupid sh-t again and i’ll punch you in the throat.”
christ, what is wrong with you people ? an egg is an egg. a conjugating cell which unites with another of like or unlike character to form a new individual.
most talked about is the chicken’s egg, usually white or brown in colour and shaped like an oval with a fat end. alot of people eat them, but vegans don’t eat them.
and people who don’t like them don’t eat them either.
fred: what is that ?
tom: it’s an egg !
an egg is a new zealand slang word for someone who is acting like a dumb-ss, clown or an idiot. however it is used as a nicer way of saying such things. a recent kiwi movie called “boy” uses this word several times. it also could be used instead of saying d-ck. “stop being a d-ck, bro”
stop being an egg, bro
overweight russian who rarely bathes or changes his clothes for weeks on end causing an extremely strong body odor.
slang term from the brighton beach/sheepshead bay area of brooklyn, ny.
that dubinsky is such an egg.
white on the outside, yellow on the inside.
a wanna be asian.
keith is an egg.
“my kimono is too long. d-mn im such an egg”
a place where baby chickens come from.
they all just hatched from the eggs this morning
a white person who is very asian inside; that one white kid who hangs out with all the asians
“why does he always hang out with asians?”
“oh, you didn’t know? he’s an egg.”
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