eggz benedicked
chafing so badly near your genitals the temperature becomes hot enough to fry an egg.
jt, ” bro i’m eggz bened-cked out mang .”
mike, ” you gottzd tah gold bond that sh-t cuh.”
jt, ” shiiiiiiiit.”
eggz bened-cked involves a man and a woman. the man and the woman start having s-x, then the man pours warm hollandaise sauce into the womans v-g-n-. the man and the woman begin having s-x. after the man -j-c-l-t-s inside the woman, he then proceeds to eat a poached egg off her r-ct-m and slurps the hollandaise from her v-g-n-.
that couple loves the eggz bened-cked.
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