Eglon
a yo dude in the bible who was so phat that when he got cribbed over by ehud the blade got swallowed up in his blubber.
ehud: “yo i’m a cut you foo.”
eglon: “do it, you won’t.”
ehud: “shoot clown, where’d my knife go?”
eglon: “don’t hate, appreciate. you wish you had a belly like this, eh?”
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