Ego Handjob
when a man receives an abundance of praise from one person regarding his talents, looks or accomplishments. usually the compliments are distributed in a nearly excessive amount and received within only a few minutes of conversation, enough to satisfy the receiver in such a way that it is -n-logous to the stimulation of an -rg-sm, but for the ego.
i was in a meeting when sandra started giving me quite the ego handjob. she went on and on about my contribution being valuable to the company and how i was the most talented person there.
an ego handjob is an exchange of unsolicited compliments between friends that is meant to flatter, affirm, or charm; especially under circ-mstances in which the mutual feelings are generally already known. ego handjobs should be mutual and reciprocated.
two people exchanging ego handjobs:
friend one: “you are awesome!”
friend two: “you are awesomer!”
friend one: “your ego handjobs feel great!”
friend two: “no way… your ego handjobs are just amazing.”
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