ego masturbating
verb, intransitive the act of looking up oneself’s first name on definithing in an attempt to produce an ego high by reading the overflow of entries made by other people complementing their boyfriend or girlfriend. those who exhibit this phenomenon typically have a forever alone relationship status, do not receive complements from family and friends, or, if done in the company of others, are being attention wh-r-s.
olive: hey look, guys! i looked up my name on definithing, look at all the nice things people have said about me!
joe: shut the f-ck up, you ego masturbating attention wh-r-.
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