ego search


to perform a search for one’s own name, or especially their online nickname, using any search engine on the world wide web. -also called ego surfing. see also “googling”
she was mackin on me until i got up and went to my computer and googled our names together and then she told me, “i don’t like boys who hafta ego search; that’s tired.”
a semi-common term used on forums to search every post made by a user.
“dude, i can’t find that story i posted on the boards three weeks ago.”

“just do an ego search.”
when someone who has low self-esteem or no confidence takes 3 years of vacation traveling the world to find himself. they usually find their ego and come back with a huge att-tude.
‘jon went egosearching last year and now his b-lls are fat as sh-t!’

‘if carol wasn’t such a stupid tw-t, i’d suggest she ego-search, but the dumb c-nt would probably get lost.’

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