Ego-spike
a temporary increase in an individuals arrogance, typically showing lack of restraint in restraining one’s personal egocentric tendencies. sometimes consisting of the momentary collapse of the humility of an individual.
mayci: “dude. i’m so awesome.”
seth: “bro, you totally just had an ego-spike.”
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