egoflatuphilia


the love of smelling ones own farts (flatus).an egoflatuphile thinks their farts are less offending and far superior to anyone elses.their att-tude is “my farts don’t stink therefore my sh-t don’t stink”.
that guy at work has egoflatuphilia.i saw him huffing his farts out of his lunch bag.

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