egologomaniac
(adj.) insane, crazy, unable to be sane, lives in the shadows and wears tight clothes to enclose their innerselves (emotionals), also known as the “other side”. can be seen in many high school cliches as the punk or goth, with a lower self esteem. usually carries around a 50 inch pocket knife with the word “doom” written on the edge of the blade. they design gangs and write their “logos” everywhere during the night.
this is not a joke…
teacher: hey everyone, today we are talking about stereotypes!
student 012: aww that’s lame!
student 003: this always leads to something bad!
teacher: i know, but this is why we must learn more of what we are.
student 495: what are you saying?!
teacher: i’m saying that we must all reveal who we really are.
student 666: i’m not crazy!
teacher: what?
student 666: it’s not my fault my parents make me sleep in the barn! it’s not my fault! nooo!
teacher: please calm down!
student 666: ~kills cl-ss~ hahahahaha
god: what an egologomaniac…
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