Egotistical


1) one who has become so ultimately consumed by their ego, that their entire view of the world and everyone in it is twisted. they usually perceive themselves as ‘g-d’s gift to women (mayhaps men …)’ or are just plain sick as well as c-cky.

2) a person whose ego exceeds both his intelligence and his capacity to see beyond his own personal interests.

3) a self-absorbed waste of oxygen who expects us to grovel at their feet like the unwashed m-sses they see us as

4) someone who talks just to hear themselves (because no-one else will listen)

5) being egoist, is loving, respecting and admiring yourself more than any other being in the world. when you simply think, you’re the best.
in better words: your egoist when you start feeling sorry for someone because you don’t love him/her:)

one who is extremely egotistical
someone who is egotistical has incredibly high confidence in themselves. they often tend to be very pretentious and arrogant. they tend to be disliked by their peers.
thomas: i was one of three trumpets accepted into northwestern’s school of music

derek: with credentials like that, what fantastic job do you have?

thomas: i was the director of a very fine group back in w-ssau, wisconsin and forever changed the direction their program. after that, i directed the eagan high school wind ensemble, and the eden prarie community band. both of which are better than most, if not all college bands.

jeff: wow! how do those ensembles do in compet-tion?

thomas: i don’t need a judge to tell me how good my ensembles are!

conrad: shut up tom! why must you be so egotistical?
someone who think very highly of themselves and worries about their ego all the time.
i hate the once friend jen.now that she has older friends she’s always so egotistical.
stuck up.
not modest.
full of themselves.
bowman is an egotistical girl.
someone who thinks they are the best and are never wrong.
aretha is very egotistical
the act of putting someone else down or insulting them to boost one’s ego. it is most commonly done through pointing out the other person’s shortcomings.
egoist: everybody loves my good looks
person 2: congratulations
egoist: everything i have is better from the clothes i wear down to the car i drive
person 2: aww shucks
egoist: i’m not egotistical
someone who would only have s-x with themselves.
sorry ladies, i’m egotistical, i’m an egos-xual

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