Egyptian Eggbeater
a s-xual act involving a person of the male s-x’s member, the mouth of a woman (typically), and one or more chicken eggs. to begin with, the man cracks the egg(s) into the woman’s opened mouth. then, he grabs his memeber with his hand, places it in the egg goop in the woman’s mouth, and begins to violently flail his p-ck-r about, beating the eggs into a fine mixture. the man may then (but does not have to) -j-c-l-t- into the woman’s mouth. after that, the woman then must swallow the beaten egg(s), whether they contains s-m-n or not.
“hey bro! do you watch iron chef with emmerald?”
“sometimes, but after about 10 minutes i usually get bored and end up giving my girlfriend alex an egyptian eggbeater.”
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