egyptian hot pocket



when a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the v-g-n- and copulate with.
p1: dude, susanna and i totally did the egyptian hot pocket!
p2: with crocodile sh-t?
p1: you know it!

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