Egyptian toilet swirl
when a guy swirl p–ps in a toilet then takes his partners head and rubs it around the toilet while she sings the egyptian proficies while he performs oral -n-s eating
he made me moan like a egyptian genie while giving me the egyptian toilet swirl
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