Eiffel 69
a position similar to the eiffel tower position. however, in this version, two guys are f-cking two girls who are eating each other out (which is a position known as 69). the two guys then high-five, forming a shape resembling the eiffel tower.
bobby hates having to suck a man’s c-ck while alisha f-cks him with her strap-on and high fives her friend. he does it anyway because he loves her. it’s an eiffel 69 of love, but a twisted one at that.
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