Eight Year Olds, Dude


1. a quote made popular by john turturro’s character “the jesus” in the big lebowski.

2.(v) exposing yourself to a small child, but only fans of a certain movie will know what you’re talking about
1. jesus quintana: let me tell you something, pendejo. you pull any of your crazy sh-t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, i’ll take it away from you, stick it up your -ss and pull the f-cking trigger ’til it goes “click.”

the dude: jesus.

jesus quintana: you said it, man. n-body f-cks with the jesus.

walter sobchak: eight year olds, dude.

2.
wife: where have you been frank?
frank: eight year olds, dude
wife: whatever you say dear

jeff bridges: how’ve you been man?
frank: eight year olds, dude
jeff bridges: f-ckin aye!

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