eighth base
getting to fouth or home base with two women at the same time.
my wife let me get to eight base with her and her best friend.
touching knee caps
brandon: you know why she wears shorts right?
arthur: no why?
brandon: it’s easier to get to eighth base that way.
arthur: her knees do look pretty s-xy today.
when the male partner inserts his t-st-cl-s into the female partner’s -n-s with his p-n-s simultaneously inserted into the v-g-n-. this often creates a side effect known as “fecal t-st-cl-s” which most men find discomforting.
“dude, i totally got to eighth base last night.”
“i wouldn’t try eighth base because it makes your b-lls all sh-tty.”
t-tties in your -ss, if a woman puts her t-tties in your -ss, you have been to eighth base.
i just went to eighth base with jen.
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