Eighth Street Ballers


a violent, chicago-based street gang that promotes brotherly love and the murder of its enemies. they deal mainly with the traffic of illegal drugs such as jenkem. customarily, they optimize their victims before mugging them. members can be recognized by the petrified fetuses they wear as jewelry.

currently, they are engaged in a turf war with the robo bros.
dontrell was claiming eighth street ballers, so i gave him a buck fifty.

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