einsteins theory of relativity
a theory by a man called albert einsteins (with a crazy hairstylist) which clearly defines :
0. e = mc^2, thats e for energy, m for m-ss and c for speed of light!
1. no matter can excede the speed of light
2. speed of light is constant for all, irrespective of their motion.
3. you can not go back in time and have s-x with elvis or anyone for that matter!
some parts of the theory are still unproven practically, but only proven theorotically
girl 1 : i wanna have s-x with elvis!
girl 2 : sorry babe! einstein won’t let ya!
girl 1 : wtf is this enistein?
girl 2 : read this you dumb-ss, e=mc^2.. and so on..
girl 1 : so its all because of the bl–dy einsteins theory of relativity, d-mn
girl 2 : and we can’t do anything about that b-st-rd!
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