Einstein’s *very* Special Theory of Relativity
an advanced s-xual maneuver whereby your girlfriend deep-throats you far enough down that your p-b-s look a bit like an albert einstein mustache on her upper lip, and then she recites albert einstein quotes as best she can.
“g-d does mmph play mppphhh.”
“mmmmphhh equals mmmmmphhh c sqummmph”
-probable utterances by a person performing einstein’s -very- special theory of relativity.
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