eisenhower shuttle


originating in the battlefields of gettysburg, a s-xual position so mysterious, intense, and erotic that not even the creators know what it is
brian: yo man how was that girl last night?
jeff: yea man, did you give her the eisenhower shuttle?
matt: i think so, acutally i dont know, it very well could have been goat-over-the-cliff or a polish bike ride.

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