EjacuEARLY
1) a term used to describe a premature -j-c-l-t–n. not -j-c-l-t-, but ejacuearly.
2) masturbating to online p-rn early in the morning.
1)aaron was pounding his favorite slunth-r-‘s c-ckgarage when his mushroom cloud was ejacuearly; though he blamed her lack of c-ntrol for his early nutbust.
2)after surfing some e-p-rn in the morning, i had to ejacuearly.
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